Darling is having some issues with getting her computer to turn on. She calls Richie from the I.T. department to help her out. On his arrival he asks her if the computer is even on, she isn't aware that she even has to have it plugged in! He instantly deduces that she didn't get the job because of her overwhelming resume but because of her great tits. She apparently has some of the best oral skills in town to make Richie forget about her shortcomings.
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Abbey heads over to her friend's house to tell her the good news that she won fifty-million dollars in the lottery. She only finds her husband Bill at the house and instead tells him the good news. Bill got too excited and kisses Abbey who questions his motive instead of his morals. Bill assures her that he's been wanting to do that for a while and not because she is rich now. Too bad Bill doesn't realize it's April 1st.
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